Ufo's and Star Trek- Could It Be True?
Posted: Monday, August 04, 2008
by Leo Ponder
I know the true story. The Star Trek series were real and after much research I can prove it. After two weekends at the library and a whole Saturday afternoon at the home of a real trekkie, I discovered hard evidence of the Star Trek "T.V" series and U.F.O'S being one and the same! And the final proof came from the government itself. They denied it! I called the state department and asked for the Star Trek "Files" and they immediately became very belligerent. I knew then I was on to something.
I have even seen them myself, most recently at a Dallas Cowboys football game(where the Cowboys threw five interceptions) I noticed strange lights in front of my eyes and around the stadium. I'm almost certain that the U.F.O's were screwing with Troy that game.
Carrying on with my investigation I called the Secret Service( I had once applied fora position and I thought my ties to the Service would help) Pay dirt!! I asked if they would send me any files on the Star Trek thing and they asked for my name and address so they could send it to me when they cleared it with Captain Kirk. (Boy he has a lot more power than I thought.) I pushed a little further and asked did they have any idea how long that would be. That Secret Service is really some thing, They have to use code words on all most every thing. They mentioned something about when "Hell freezes over" Not knowing the code(of course) I have to wait until my application is approved.
And I know it will, they gave me the same code when I called them about my application for employment.
The cancellation of Star Trek Series at the very height of it's popularity is another dead giveaway that it was linked to the U.F.O.'s ( U.F.O. is also code initials for "United Foreign Offices" The cancellation of Star Trek was necessary to forestall an expose' of it's real intents and purposes. Those purposes were complex but clear. "To travel to distant planets, colonize and install Democrats as heads of those celestial bodies." Thats why the democrats have controlled Earth's Congress so many years. But the Klingon's (Yes they are real too!) put dampers on the United Foreign Offices (Democrats).
Now stay with me. I've researched this at least two weeks without much sleep and I have more shocking disclosures. I have reliable information that the Republicans, furious about the Democrat insolence, actually started the "Star Wars" phenomenon.. cp3o, r2d2 and others in Star Wars are now reposing in the "Area 51" top secret government installation in New Mexico waiting for a come back to finish off the Trek Threat. Every one has read about the "aliens" hidden at Area 51.
Obama and Gore were handpicked by the "Offices" many years ago.(Gore actually did start the Internet) in preparation for coming conflicts such as the movie "Independence Day" warns about.(A Republican warning to the Democrats of what might happen if Obama wins this recent election.) For proof, if McCain wins, look for increased activity around Area 51.
There are many more subtle warnings out there. Now That I have exposed a lot ofit you will probably see more U.F.O. activity this coming year depending on the outcome of the election. If McCain wins look for Star Wars sequels and If Obama wins we will see Nimoy on more talks shows.
But what ever happens don't panic, I have it on a very good source that the Republicans have planted millions of clones, (secretly, in the sperm of unsuspecting donors), of John Wayne(to clean up this mess) And this is why the Democrats and National Organization Of Women(whose initial code really is "No Ordination of Wayne" has fought tooth and nail for Abortion. They know (and rightly so) it's their only chance.
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Top-level comments on this article: (5 total)Hi Leo. I've often wondered about the whole Star Trek/Star Wars thing. Thanks for explaining it.Very fun article.Dianne
My favorite series I will have you know! ;)I once (for fun) started a thread with a Star Trek conspiracy theory on a science forum and it was the fastest growing thread they ever had! I argued my case and had support for it, and a very devout scientist did his darndest to prove my conspiracy theory wrong, though of course that just made him part of the cover up. It was great fun. I came clean in the end.
Nice article. I have no interest in Star Trek but this article grabbed my attention and was very interesting. It is suppose to be funny or do you really beleive it?
I have a problem. I am a die-hard "Star Trek" fan...and I am also a Republican. What does this mean?To Quandry and any other confused readers.It means you can be both since this article is published under "Entertainment"and "Humor." I wouldn't take it too seriously.But I would secretly remind you that John Wayne Is coming withn the calvary,"to clean up this mess", As stated in the last paragraphThen we and (you) can enjoy a cleaned "Startrek" even more.We cannot possibly doubt John Wayne, can we?Regards,Leo Ponder
Hi Leo, very fun and creative. I hadn't seen you around lately, what a refreshing find. God bless!!!
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